RULES:
- Tell 100 Truths
- Tag 15 people after
- They do the same back to you

1. Last beverage = A very dry martini.
2. Last phone call = Confidential.
3. Last text message = Also confidential.
4. Last song you listened to = Depeche Mode - Ghost.
5. Last time you cried = Cannot recall.

SIX HAVE YOU EVER’s
6. Dated someone twice = I've never found anyone appealing enough to date once.
7. Been cheated on? = Hahaha.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = No. If there would be reason to regret kissing the person, I would have enough sense to not do so.
9. Lost someone special? = If "special" means "useful", then yes.
10. Been depressed? = No.
11. Had a friend turn on you = Haha. Ridiculous.


LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
Black⁴

12. Made new friends = I make acquaintances.
13. Fallen out of love = I would have to fall into it first.
14. Laughed until you cried = Many times.
15. Met someone who changed you = Yes, technically speaking, considering how he provided the means for that change.
16. Found out who your true friends were = No one's shown enough competence to make it past the acquaintance stage.
17. Found out someone was talking about you = Someone is always talking about me.

18. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = My friends list needs content first and even then, the answer would be "no".
19. How many people on your friend's list do you know in real life – I've been added to the friend's list of a woman who managed to briefly set me on fire with her blood. Does that count?
20. How many kids do you want to have = None. Never.
22. Do you want to change your name = No.
23. What did you do for your last birthday = Work as usual, some indulgence in chocolate confections, and other things.
24. What time did you wake up today = I do not sleep day to day and the last sleep-in was too long ago to recall the time.
25. What were you doing at midnight last night = Taking a shower.
26. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Godhood.
27. Last time you saw your father = ...
28. One thing you wish you could change about your life = The part where I ended up in a volcano.
29. What are you listening to right now? Depeche Mode - The Sinner in Me
30. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = I may have. Don't ask me to remember.
31. What's getting on your nerves right now? = The ticking of my own wristwatch. Curse my sensitive ears.
32. Most visited website = Confidential.

ABOUT ME:
33. What's your name = Albert.
34. Nicknames = I've been referred to as "Practical Al" much to my displeasure.
35. Zodiac sign = Scorpio.
36. Male or female- Male.
37. Elementary = Top notch.
38. Middle School = Also top notch.
39. High school = Insert reiteration here.
40. Hair color = Blonde.
41. Long or short = Short.
42. Height = 6'
43. Do you have a crush on someone? = No.
45: What do you like about yourself ? = Everything.
46. Piercings = No.
48. Righty or lefty = Ambidextrous, but partial to right.

FIRSTS :
49. First surgery = We'll let being run through count for that.
50. First piercing = Never.
51. First best friends = None.
52. First sport you joined = No.
53. First pet = Never made the time for one.
54. First vacation = Never made the time for one of those, either. The unfortunately part of my being a working man.
55. First concert = Never made the time for one.
56. First crush = Audrey Hepburn. ....I was four.

RIGHT NOW:
57. Eating = Steadily picking away at a bar of Lindt Cognac Chocolate.
59. Drinking = Nothing.
60. I'm about to = Clean my email inbox.
61. Listening to = That has already been asked, but at this moment Goldfrapp - Deer Stop.
62. Waiting for = ...the Night to Fall. Honestly, I'm not waiting for anything. _{Google the song title if it was lost on you.}

YOUR FUTURE :
63. Want kids? No.
64. Want to get married? No.
65. Careers in mind? Aside from godhood eluding my grasp, I have my ideal career.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER?
66. Lips or eyes = Depends on the lips, depends on the eyes.
67. Hugs or kisses = Depends on the quality of the hugs and kisses.
68. Shorter or taller = I prefer that the height doesn't exceed my own.
69. Older or Younger = Younger. Given my current age, "Older" equals "Frequently Unappealing".
70. Romantic or spontaneous = Depends on the individual.
71. Nice stomach or nice arms? Nice everything.
72. Sensitive or loud = I'll take "Stable" as a healthy medium.
73. Hook-up or relationship = Hook-up
74. Trouble maker or hesitant = A troublemaker requires discipline. One who hesitates is often intimidated. I like both of those options.

HAVE YOU EVER :
75. Cried yourself to sleep = No.
76. Passed out after drinking = I never drink that much.
77. Kissed a stranger = No.
78. Drank hard liquor = Yes.
79. Jumped in a pool with clothes on = No.
80. Lost glasses/contacts = Have never worn contacts. Have misplaced my sunglasses every now and then.
81. Sex on first date = If the date is striking my fancy, yes.
82. Broken someone's heart = I've broken plenty.
83. Had your own heart broken = No.
86. Turned someone down = Plenty of times.
87. Cried when someone died = I would have cried over my own death if the window between being run through and dying from it hadn't been so narrow. That hurt badly.
88. Liked a friend that is the opposite gender? = We'll use "Liked" in a sexual sense and say "yes".

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself = Of course.
90. Miracles = No.
91. Love at first sight = No.
92. Heaven = Hmm...
93. Santa Clause = I outgrew that a very, very long time ago.
95. Kiss on the first date = If the date is striking my fancy, yes.
96. Angels = Hmm...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? No.
98. Who is it? I said "no".
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No.
100. Told 100 truths on this? You decide.